Tag: Downton Abbey

  • Best new TV show: Downton Zombie!

    Best new TV show: Downton Zombie!

    England, 1914 . . . LORD GRANTHAM: Something seems a bit off with the new footman, wouldn’t you say, my dear? ZOMBIE: RRRGH! AARR! LADY GRANTHAM: My word. Mr. Bates, look out! ZOMBIE: MMRAAH! MR. BATES: Perfectly all right, thank you. Don’t concern yourself. LADY GRANTHAM: Thomas, go help Mr. Bates. THOMAS: Begging your pardon,…